Regal Casino

Hey, have you ever played a shitty browser game or one of those mobile games that’s obviously P2W? There is always that one nifty trick they pull on you. Invite a friend over, have them play, and you get bonuses the more they play! Naturally, you being the big brain genius, start making alt Google accounts and then making new accounts on the game itself to get those sweet sweet gaming resources. Well, the idea doesn’t seem to be that different for many casino sites. Bring in the gang and grow your playerbase or something. RegalCasino.live looks like your average hairy crotch, except the lion trying to be proud. But if you actually have friends who try to hang out, then you can absolutely capitalize on the bonuses.

That’s exactly what I did anyway. I love me some free gaming without the site rules trying to chop off my head for being smart and actually having people who tolerate me. If you are not in luck like me, no, we can’t be friends. I’m too cool for you, but hey! You can still try the place out and see the Casino and Live Casino games. What’s really going to tickle you are the sports games and live betting. This place has its Sportsbook status semi-open, but more on that in seven. I’m not goading you into betting or losing your meal’s worth of cash. This is the equivalent of you buying a new fast food item to judge its taste.

The new guy bonuses are solid and Regal knows it

I swear I’m not glazing this. RegalCasino is really just going balls deep in hooking in as many new guys as it can. It’s trying to establish a league of suckers, so play smart with it and only play as long as you have bonuses to spare. Before you sneak off to make a billion alt accounts, you can’t do that piss head. I’m not judging you, Regal is just being a killjoy and saying only one account per IP address or device is allowed. You can try to juke it with a VPN, but don’t do that on an account that has money in it. I don’t want to see you crying in the alley like a sissy when your account gets locked for shitfuckery.

Now, you are going to see some glazing reviews featured at the bottom of the page. They are all like “ooh, this place is the shit!” And yada yada yada. Who the fuck uses their real full name to drop a review on an online gambling site? Yeah, stop pulling my leg. Where my XxxBearShadowDaddy69BDSMxxX at? The reviews are there just to make shit shiny and pretty. Disregard it like how you disregard your mom’s nagging to take a bath. I’m not going to give that shit more than a glance just so we’re on the same page here. Glaze makes stuff look nicer, but we all need to use our brains instead of wanking 24/7.

This place is a Sportsbook? You’d be surprised

Most online casino sites like to be clear like fake piss that they have live betting in store. Well, I could only find it when I looked into the site map. Clicking on Sportsbook only gives me the basic bitch block of text on what it’s supposed to be. If you didn’t make an account, you actually can’t see shit. You can’t even check out the odds or which championships you can bet on. Is this some kind of blindfold play? At least you can see that it’s on offer, so you’re not really hopping in blind as a bat. Would be nice if it actually had something like odds and shit. Give me a bone, man.

Speaking of bones and not boners, there is also a Racebook in the mix. You can join the crowds and bet on the next Gold Ship and then cry when he throws it for absolutely no reason. Or if you want to give actual dogs a bone, there are also Greyhound races in the bowl. I love a speedy dog, he goes nyoom! You hadn’t seen speed until a Greyhound starts zipping. Normal games? Well, I’m a racing gambler, but if you want the normie shit, there is sweet old Sports section. Live betting is where you’ll be sitting your butt at, and you can check out the odds for shit right under it. I saw the NHL and the NCAAB out there.

Side note on that account making actually

Do you like playing for free? Well, here is catch zero on RegalCasino. Their simple terms of service say that making an account needs you to do all of your mind-numbing paperwork, and then you just might need to do a deposit to fully activate your account. The TLDR is, you need to give some cash to see the games. I mean, this is my life on some Cam sites, why does it need to follow me into my other money-burning adventures? My advice is to go in only if you know for sure you are going to be spending money. Wipe your ass with a Benjamin. RegalCasino likes its Americans, but it won’t reject guys from non-existent countries either. It’s all America, babeyh!

Oh, and when you get to signing in your payment methods, here is how things are going to be. So, you have more options for deposits. The toy box is open and you can get creative with it! But Mr. Payout is a picky bitch so you won’t have so many options to work with. It’s a tiny amount compared with how many options you get to give the site money. So, before you get happy that your niche payment method is valid, check to see if cashout will be cool with you having opinions and free will. This will save you the pain. Valid cashouts? Stick with me: Some mainstream crypto, Wire, Echeck, MoneyGram. At least the listed ones. Payouts take at least three days.

Can you actually talk about the fucking slots and the Casino?

Fine! I got sidetracked there a little. So, slots. They are plastered about and you can see your usual games like Poker, table Blackjack, and all kinds of rainbow slots. There are also some games that are not normie-coded, but they are on the rarer side. The Casino section is the one you’ll spot from a mile away, acting like a housewife Regal is cheating on with the live betting. I liked some crash games, but I can’t say that it will be the shit. Maybe you’ll like the Bonus Buy section more. All is valid, all is cool. There aren’t that many games about, and no easy way to count them except to go one by one. And yep, you can’t check them out until you make an account.

Something that might liven up your night are the live tables. Presumably, real people with enough ego awareness gather around a real dealer and play the set game. You might join in just to watch the cute dealers, but don’t get distracted and actually try to play the game. I counted 16 tables when I dropped by, but that doesn’t mean anything, as I might’ve dropped by at the wrong moment. Story of my life, really. It’s not much, but options are options, so go and take them and try not to piss your pants when you get knocked out round one. I may not be around to see it, but I’ll feel it, and I’ll laugh at how much of a loser you are.

That about sums it up

My tiny dick senses are tingling, and Regal is giving me the feeling that it’s pretty niche. Nothing wrong with a small penis as long as you’re having fun! It’s pretty inviting for new players and has a loose rules system for playing. Now, I’m not a big fan of how it wants you to wear a chastity belt when you want to check out any of the games on offer, so I gotta give it a frown. Here goes, insert frown here!

Generally speaking, if you think you have a few loose coins stuck between your lube bottle and tissue box, then you might want to give them a shake over here and see if you earn anything. Lady Luck is a fickle mistress, but she’s not one to hate on gay guys! Anyway, RegalCasino.live is over there, and I’ll be seeing you in another review. PornDude gliding away!