CzechGAV

I load czechgav.com and it's one of those obviously premium websites. Everything on it fucking reeks of paywalls, and that's a good thing. When you are paying for something, you want it to fucking look good, especially when you are gay. You guys love your shit flashy and tight, and czechgav.com is that kind of a motherfucker. If the idea of paying for porn sounds good, just read on.

Czech guys getting ass fucked

Instead of giving you some boring lesson on Euro porn, let me get gay to the bottom of this shit. The first thing that punched my eyeballs was this gloryhole gay gangbang that looks clean as hell in full HD, but still filthy enough to make my straight ass consider holy water. It’s so raw I felt like my spirit pulled a muscle. I respect good porn, but Jesus goddamn Christ, that many cocks in one small zone makes my own butthole tighten like it’s bracing for impact.

In any case, this pristine video shows a lineup of guys who fuck and suck through gloryholes. It's like they are in a goddamn fast food line. You know, sausages everywhere and they all get some cream on top.

Dicks go in and out while two guys are tied up and their asses are just shoved through those holes. Naturally, they get absolutely fucking devastated by cocks, 'cause why else would they enter a gay gangbang. Glorious! Sure, gay as fuck, but so damn fine to the point that even I appreciate it. Moving on!

Who the fuck is a Chop Shop guy?

I realize pretty early on that czechgav.com belongs to a network. The thumbnails on the homepage are a mix of all those studios and shit, so I continue to scroll down the page.

I spot this gay Freddie Krueger guy, with an ugly mask on him, fucking a guy in this obviously horror-inspired flick, and while my whole body resists, my goddamn mind just clicks on that shit. It's like I'm possessed or something. I should’ve armed myself with a holy water gun and maybe a backup priest.

I am reluctant to actually stream the motherfucker so I start reading the shit written below the player. I need a goddamn break, and let me tell you something. I'm the goddamn Porn Dude. I have been reviewing sites since 2013, all kinds of them, rotten shit you couldn’t even dream up, so when something manages to surprise me, you know it's some next-level deal.

It's a 4K release. Makes sense. Czechgav.com is premium to the point my eyes are starting to bleed. I’ve already blown out every bodily fluid I had from excessive wanking, so yeah, blood-tears are the only thing left leaking out of me right now. The video description says shit like "A broken soul, lost in emptiness" and "The silence there is never truly silent". Fucking mind-blowing but it's about time I drop this charade. Let me goddamn stream the motherfucker!

Ready when you are

Oh, fucking hell! Sure, sure, czechgav.com sells all sorts of gay porn, mainstream too, but fucking hell. This horror release has so many layers to it that I could easily write a whole separate review on it only.

It’s like Wrong Turn, Hostel, Elm Street Freddy Krueger, and a porn flick all gangbanging each other in a dark basement. The main star is this guy who chops up meat, liver, while wearing a mask on his face. You gotta understand that czechgav.com doesn't do mediocre porn. This is an expensive movie. The masks are so damn good that they are at the verge of being too much. The makeup, the vibe, the camera angles, fucking everything!

Anyways, this creepy motherfucker has his gay slaves. They’re naked, locked in little cages like horny pets waiting for dick time. One by one, they get fucked by the masked dude and penetrated with his kinky fuck toys.

Yeah, it’s role play, they’re acting, they’re professionals, but who the fuck cares? Every goddamn movie on the planet is just scripts and actors, but that doesn’t stop your dick or your brain from getting blown away, and that’s exactly what’s happening to me. I’m fucking out of my mind here. Mad respect for czechgav.com! Mad fucking respect! Bravo! A goddamn standing ovation!

Incredible transparent

Each and every one of these movies come with trailers. Another huge bonus for czechgav.com in my book. Those damn previews help me realize just how diverse the joint is. That's because it's a whole network I'm dealing with here.

There's this Tight and Wet Rundown video. It's one of those pro pornos, but made to resemble amateur porn. The camera stays put in one place the whole time, while these two dudes suck and fuck on a massage table. I also spot this Casting section. You know how that shit rolls. There's the fake interview part, and then the future models show their talents. Very fucking raw, but also full HD.

Size-wise, you're looking at exactly 202 full porn episodes. I know, you expected thousands. 202 is not a lot for eight sites in total, but you gotta understand that paysites don't function like your tube joints.

These motherfuckers make nothing but exclusive and crisp HD, up to 4K porn videos, very fucking professional, with all the bells and whistles you'd expect from premium porn, so 202 is more than enough. Depends on what you want really. If the mere view of a dick entering an asshole, filmed on Nokia, gets you a hard-on, stick to your cheap habits. Not like I give a shit.

Let's talk price

The prices are on a huge discount right now, just so you know. If you want the prices I'm about to drop, you'll have to hurry up. The price of the monthly access for all eight sites is $29.90/month. The price of the three-month plan is $21.63/month. Finally, the price of the six-month option is $16.65/month. The longer the period, the better the price, as it should be.

Of course, as the VIP member of czechgav.com, you unlock all of those 202 movies, and each and every one of those eight gay sites. The sites are fully responsive. For the price of one site you unlock czechgav.com, czechgaycasting.com, czechgayfantasy.com, czechgaymassage.com, czechgayamateurs.com, czechgaycouples.com, czechgaysolarium.com, and that gayhorrorporn.com site.

Unlimited streaming and downloading

You don't have to be a genius to realize the network is insanely diverse. Just focus on the sites' names. Not rocket science! What you might not know is that all members get unlimited streaming and downloading. I don't want you to underestimate downloads. It means you can save the videos for all eternity and wank off to them, even when offline.

The filters are decent. At the bottom of the homepage, you'll find this list of the hottest tags. Right now, some of them are anal toys, casting couch, and bus station. What the fuck?! A bus station?! Really?!

In any case, you have a similar list at the top of the page, and that one mentions shit like solarium, fitness, voyeur, tattoo, undressing, and some shit called Episode 039. It's all ridiculously easy here, so I don't need I need to explain any further. Even a blind man would find his way around here, so yeah, let's move on to the conclusion.

Officially mind-blown

You know me. I’m a very straight guy. I don’t normally get off to dudes slamming each other, but holy shit, czechgav.com slapped me upside the head and made me reconsider a few life choices. For the first couple of seconds, I was squirming in my chair, but somehow, some twisted magic, this site managed to blow my fucking mind.

This motherfucker is premium porn done right. I’m talking about a whole network of eight sites that make 4K HD, crisp as hell, diverse gay porn. You’ve got gay gangbangs, gloryholes, horror porn with Freddy Krueger masks, pro-amateur hybrid videos, and even casting sessions. Everything is shot clean, raw, and professional.

You get eight full gay porn sites included in one subscription. You pay for one site, you unlock everything. Unlimited streaming, unlimited downloads. Also, the prices are discounted right now, which is perfect because nothing here is cheap tube garbage.

So yeah, I came in as a very straight guy, skeptical as hell, ready to write this off as weird Euro gay shit, and yet somehow, czechgav.com managed to melt my brain. It’s polished, professional, diverse, insanely horny, and ridiculous in all the right ways. It’s got horror, gangbangs, gloryholes, kinky toys, casting sessions, and more dicks than a motherfucker could shake a stick at.

If you want to spend money on porn that actually blows your mind, czechgav.com is where you wanna be. Adios!