Game Porn Tube! Ever since Y2K, it has been easier and easier to use cheap or free software to create all sorts of content and add it to the internet. But that hardly means that everything everyone uploads is worth looking at. Just look at Twitter before and after Elon's takeover or Tumblr since they kicked in the porn ban. The same applies to indie-made online video games, especially those which fall in the category of NSFW. To clear up the confusion over which sites that host such content are worth looking into and which are not, I am expanding my reviews to include gay porn games, starting with GamePornTube.com.
When I Looked At First, I Was Not Terribly Impressed
To be straight up about it, this site did not excite me a whole hell of a lot when I first looked at it. The website is functional, and you normally won't have an issue with redirects when you navigate from page to page. But it is kind of boring to look like since, other than the logo, there is literally nothing aesthetically unique compared to a standard, barely modified WordPress template.
But it would seem like this website does get a lot of attention. Most of the games have dozens of reviews, and most of them are positive. Indeed, they apparently get thousands of reviews at a minimum. Since this is the case, I decided not to judge this site by its homepage and dove in further.
There Appear To Be Quite A Lot Of Game Genres
One thing that I found that I was positive about this platform is its range when it comes to the types of games you can play. There are adventure romps, arcade games, all sorts of simulators, 3D games, and no shortage of hentai erotic experiences. Most of them feature original characters, though a good number are parodies of popular anime characters.
Here Is My Assessment Of A Few Of The Submissions
When I looked at the games for myself, I was a little confused. Some of them are functional and would qualify as being an online game. But then there are titles like Rock and Love 3 or Scent – Nick x Ellis which are just GIFs on repeat. I have nothing against that, but I don't know why they are on this site since there is literally no interactivity.
Sex Gay 1 is a minimally interactive 3D game but all can do is left-click and slide the mouse across the screen to get the two characters to hump each other in the same position – but that's literally it. There is a link that says you can customize the characters. But that link takes you offsite. In effect, Sex Gay 1 acts as a promo for 3D Sex Villa.
Manful The Skater is a somewhat interactive text-based game that starts out with a cartoon ginger skater. As you navigate a decent amateur attempt at a dialog tree to get the trick to strip. Then you can touch him in particularly sensitive areas, but I played around with it for a bit but there does not seem to be a money shot.
Sweet Gay Lovers is a much better thought-out text adventure, but still basic. You actually have to think about your responses to the main character to progress the story to get two burly men to get naked and make love. The Tom of Finland-inspired art style really complements the Disco Era music. It is a pretty quick play-through, though.
Finally, Gay Dreams: Pizza Delivery is a well-fleshed-out, Flash-based text adventure. It has a solid concept and interactive elements. The story starts after a Christmas party wherein the protagonist orders a pizza and the delivery boy looks like a much tastier snack. It does require time to get into, but that's only compared to everything else I described that you will get bored with or be finished playing in a matter of minutes at both. And best of all, it feels like a real game.
The collection of games is fine, I suppose. But I should also note at this point that you can find all of these games all over the web.
I Suppose I Should Go Over What I Usually Do
Since I always go through these things in virtually every other review, I will do so for this site now. When it comes to advertisements, they are here and usually do not bother me… except when you get linked to spam pages which might fuck your hard drive up. It is mobile-compatible and looks about as good as it does on a desktop. And finally, everything is free-to-play and you do not need an account to start having fun.
Here Are The Improvements I Would Like To See
Okay, I have a modest list of things that I would like to see applied, but they are pretty damn vital.
First, I would create a separate section for GIF "games." It is not worth it to remove them and if they were properly labeled it would be a nice addition to the site. In fact, I would encourage users to add their own since this site seems to get so much web traffic.
Second, I would remove all of the spam links. Making money off of ads is fine with me. But I think it is misleading to give links to websites to get the full version of a game in some cases and to dangerous links in others.
Third, I think that a fresh coat of paint, in the form of adding to the website's design would be warranted. This site is not terrible to look at, but adding unique icons and including more colors would improve Game Porn Tube's first impression quite a lot.
As Far As Porn Game Sites Go – Gay Or Not – This One Is…Something
I gotta be honest, this site is decent, but hardly one that I am going to be super jazzed about. They do have a decent selection of gay games that would qualify, but it's kind of a crap shoot. I would be careful about clicking on any links.
If you think that you can spruce this website up with new, uncensored raw video games, then please do so. They do have a link at the bottom of every page where you can upload your own interactive pornographic experience. That is why I am going to give Game PornTube's gay content a rating of three hands out of five.