Garotos

Let's spice things up with some nut-to-nut sex! I'm gonna explore garotos.com.br, and you are gonna fucking listen to what I have to say! After this, you might end up getting a fresh bookmark for your gay list. This review is gonna reveal the true colors of this gay mayhem, and let me tell you, it's gonna be an eye-opener. Hold on to your rainbow knickers, and continue reading.

Thousands of ads at your disposal

A hookup site, an escorts joint, call it whatever you fucking like, but the outcome will stay the same - garotos.com.br is a huge online database of adult ads, and not a single pussy is in sight. This is the site that gay people of Brazil visit with the hopes of finding a like-minded fuck buddy! Garotos.com.br has been rocking the adult world for over a decade, and when something like that happens, I know that the site is legit, useful, and, above all, professional. So, you have come to the right place!

I'm pretty damn sure that that logo represents an apple and a snake, referring to that ole Adam and Eve tale, although I can't see a glimpse of Eve around here. All I get are gym rats with big cocks! The site looks clean and well-organized, and there is a big menu hidden behind the drop-down icon that will cut your search time. The homepage shows the so-called Diamond Boys that obviously paid for best-positioned ads. During this review, I'm gonna teach you how to post an ad and access other people's ads. For now, I want you to know that the first impression is gay. Moving on!

Dream of gay fornication is cumming to life

Choose the city nearest to you. To really set this gay thing into motion, you have to choose the dudes closest to you. Hey, garotos.com.br is also something to consider for your next trip to Brazil. The one annoyance that I spotted right away is the absence of filters like blond, muscular, tattooed, and similar shit, which simply means you'll end up browsing way longer than necessary. On the flip side, all men are gay around here, and I'm not sure about the stuff you base your fuck decisions on in the homo world. Maybe you are more into the beauty of the soul than the appearance, but I really don't know, and I don't want to know.

The dudes on garotos.com.br show their cocks. This soul beauty thing is quickly turning into bullshit. There's this diamond man from Sao Paolo that smiles at the camera and shows his assets in a fucking huge gallery. There is a short video too, and such informative ads are a great hint that garotos.com.br checks its ads before publishing them and that this site is a great chance for you to hook up with professional people who know what they are doing. The pics look legit, and there are so many of them that you'll see the man from all angles before making a final decision.

Everything is out in the open

I haven't signed up yet, and I plan on staying away from the membership for as long as I can. The truth is that you don't need to register to get all the details about the men, contact details included. The man I mentioned above is available on WhatsApp and mobile phone, and he left the details where everyone can see it. He also notes his height, cock length, age, as well as the fact that he accepts cash and credit cards.

The neat table that revealed the body measurements and supported payment options also notes what the dude is into. This time, I stumbled upon a bi man who happily fucks men, women, and trannies, in hotels, motels, and apartments. A diverse diamond dude, for sure! He claims to be a pornstar as well, although I've never seen his ass. Long boner short, the ads are as informative as it gets, and I'm 100% certain that garotos.com.br doesn't deal with shady creeps. However, the site doesn't hold any responsibility since it's nothing but an online database of ads.

How to promote your ass around here?

This is the time when the Porn Dude becomes a member of a homo site just to please you fucks! Man, the things I wouldn't do to please your ass! I do this because I believe that some of you might be aspiring male hookers that want to check what the Dude thinks about the site beforehand, and I think it's a sane approach.

Username, your real name, email, and password it all it takes to become a member of garotos.com.br. After that, you get to create a free ad, and this is where you really want to pop. Upload as many pictures as possible, add a video and share as much info about you as possible to increase the chances of someone contacting you.

On the other hand, garotos.com.br gives you a chance to pay for an ad so that it ends up on the first page, but the sad part is that the joint doesn't disclose anything about the prices. I signed up for nothing! All I got was a promise that my images would be protected! Fucking hell! You need to contact the site via WhatsApp to get the details.

4K+ escort ads waiting for your ass

Garotos.com.br is fucking huge! The situation gets out of control as we speak cuz hundreds of blokes post new ads every day. But, here's the downfall of this hugeness. Namely, the homepage shows those privileged homos first. After that, you have to scroll down the page and go past the latest list. The next step is to choose the location, and all of this seems like a tedious job. To cut the crap, I'm gonna go with Brasilia and see if the situation gets a little neater.

To hell with it! I'm gonna go with a homo duo! Once again, the site shows the list of the latest ads, which is fine, but searching for the perfect escort is a serious business that needs to unfold in a more organized manner. In simple words, older ads fall into oblivion pretty damn soon, and maybe the guy of your gay dreams is on page 20, waiting to be discovered.

Remember that no-pussies thing I mentioned above?! I take that shit back, cuz there's a guy staring at me from a photo, and his cunt is showing its wet lips to me, in all its glory. He describes himself as passive and active at the same time, a woman and a man at the same time...a versatile bloke with so many talents up his sleeve. See, if there was a filtering tool named Shemale, or Cunt, or anything of that kind, I would have found him straight away. Eventually, my pussy radar turned on and led me to the desired destination, but not all men in this world are as gifted as I am.

You need to bang an escort at least once

YOLO! People all over the world, despite their race, sexual orientation, or status, crave the no-bullshit relationship from time to time. Escort sites are thriving, counting thousands of ads and millions of fans, and that shit will continue to exist and evolve for as long as the Earth exists. You find the person you like, get in touch, pay for the service, and go back to your everyday routine without a single worry on your horny mind. The guys you find on garotos.com.br won't bother you with love letters and attention-craving, and that carefree thing is gonna save this hypocritical world! Let's unite in our fight for a free world where everyone shags like mindless freaks!

Before I end this review, I want you to know that garotos.com.br is huge and packed with all sorts of ads, and that means you need to inspect every detail about your future date before you get balls-deep into something you don't fully understand. The good news is that garotos.com.br provides its visitors with all the necessary info and that you don't even have to sign up to access all the data. On the other hand, this site is a must-see place if you are a gay escort looking for more clients. An all-around site that deserves your attention. I leave you to your gay business! Adios!